You know you play too much COD4 when you think the UPS guy is planting C4 on your doorstep

You know you play too much COD4 when you actually hold your breath when sniping

You know you've played too much COD when you turn to your lunchmate and say Let's go, marines!

You know you play too much COD4 when you start naming the different guns in war movies

You know you play too much COD4 when while watching a movie, a guy starts killing people, and

you say to the one sitting next to you, It's been five kills, when is he going to call in an airstrike?

You know you play too much Cod when a camera flashes and you drop to the floor

You know you play too much Cod when you have a gold cross next to your name

You know play too much CoD when you go to the forums and make a thread about playing too much CoD


You know play too much CoD when you hit I'm feeling lucky on google and it said you should be shot

You know play too much CoD when you join the army because you either fight for your country .... or you just wanna kill some foreigners.

You know you've played too much COD4 when...

..you start to have quality time with your partner and say lets do
this and when your done you say good job comrade and crouch by the bed and say cover me i´m reloading
..you know the Spetnaz song by heart.
..your playing soccer and when the game starts you sprint to
the nearest corner flag, lay down and shout Securing Charlie!
.Then moan to yourself that no one else is securing flags.
..Become slightly concerned that you haven't seen the +15 appear.
..Later in the game when the opposition have a corner shout We're losing Charlie! Then run over and punch the player taking the corner.
..You hit the floor screaming "grenade!!" everytime you hear something metallhit the ground.
..you run out of stapels in the office and start yelling at your co-worker COVER ME I'M RELOADING!!while reloading your stapler.
..You're in the boss's office, steal his briefcase, open it for 5 seconds, close it, trow it out of the window and say bomb defused, Good job team!
..You see a guy working on a roof and think to yourself: Damn Glitcher!
..you see a girl skipping on the side of the road and think, That she is lagging
..You Yell out loud that Jesus can walk on water, but you can do it better and walk trough Claymore's!