HOW TO BECOME MLG


Step 1: I'd like to start off saying, change your name. Do it right now, your not MLG until you have either an x, ii or my personal favorite the lR. The point of this is to make your gamertag stand out from others, if a kid sees you have a double vowel in your name they know that your obviously MLG material.



Step 2: Go to your Xbox Live Bio and change your whole Bio until it consists of stars and different characters from foreign languages. The point of this is to make anyone that reads your Bio have to squint to read what it says. This states your too cool for letters and have to make your own. Now thats MLG status!



Step 3: Scream about everything. If your not loud you want to be noticed and the point of have MLG status is to be noticed. Practice this by entering public games and yelling about every death you get, be sure to scream,LAG! Or OMG, YOU HAVE HOST SCRUB! This lets everyone in the game know that you only died by luck not skill.



Step 4: When you loose scream about how they use claymores and 3x Frags. Tell them your better because you rely on skill and not chance, even if you were out m16'd across Showdown. Also be sure to yell about 1v1's and smacking randys. Another good tip is to yell about their weapons for instance, you get m16'd on bog, you are using an mp5. Be sure to tell the m16'er that your better and don't rely on one shots.



Step 5: Your all ready to go! Be sure to make a cl... (Read More)