once upon a time(around tea time) there was a depressed racoon. this racoon wasnt like all the other racoons he had something amazing and special about him he had a magic little toe and a compass................ AMAZING.
on a thundery wet night he heard something he shouldnt have, santa isnt going to be delivering presents this year, in a certain amount of shock he jumped on his push bike and went straight into a tree hurting his magic toe. his magic toe stoped working (what ever will he do).
the racoon got very bored one evening while watching baywatch and changed the channel to watch big brother (AMAZING). he got bored with coke and got him self some beers got bored with his mums lame roast dinner and ordered in a curry from Iraq and went down the strip club some say he wanted to get laid (i think he was going the wrong way about the whole situation to be honest).
the next morning overwhelmed with guilt he had cornflakes instead of cocopops (OMG) and didnt flush the chain.