zDeVoURz

this dude directed obama's sex tape nuff semen hold the reach around

zDeVoURz

this dude right here will put it in your mom soft and when it gets hard u can hear her ribs crack thru the floor true story

zDeVoURz

id ask this dude for 9 inches but he dont fold it in half for no one

zDeVoURz

this dude is hung like a leopard seal ....nuff

zDeVoURz

No sir do not be coy with me, The time u saved that poor arab 7-11 clerk from certain death was way more heroic. That poor guy i think his name was Faik, was minding his business making slurpee's and sure enough a wheelchair bound miscrient named Trev wheeled in and when Faik refused to sell him mw3 he tried to smoother him with his oversized body. the way u creeped in with dead silence, and steady aim'd that 40 cal slug into his bacon covered chest was amazing the gun skill u applied was beyond belief. some day i will tell my children this story and mabey just mabey they will be impressed so much they will practice there gun skill to be more like u....because thats what the world needs.... a Bad mo FO

zDeVoURz

Not only is scoobydoowork hung like a mini horse, this guy drops moab's every gb, they changed the word "clutch" to a "scooby" since if he is on your team he will always be the last one left. i heard that one time he rescued a bus of cancer ridden children from going off a cliff with just the strength of his trigger finger. and ladies....he is always single HIT HIM THE FRICK UP

zDeVoURz

NO NO NO SCOOBY is the top tier player every mlg team is looking for. he can slay run obj and support himself, really u just have to start the game and watch some tv and he will pull thru with the W.

zDeVoURz

everyone add SCOOBYDOOWORK he is a really good player with allot of gunskill and he is adorable

MrBustYoAss10

anything for you princess...

MrBustYoAss10

wouldn't want it any other way.

MrBustYoAss10

want to get that team ladder active?