A Typical n00b - Uses M4, often with an ACOG, plays on sesivity of 2, because he hasn't figured out how to change it. His best perks are martyrdom, 3x frag and sonic boom, so he can random-nade-spam everyone on the map (even after death, that's what the martyrdom is for, rite?). His favourite way of killing is to run at a group of enemis while yelling "Allah Akbar!!", hoping that his ass grenade aka martyrdom will kill every single one of them. No successes has been reported.

n00btuber - A huge fan of the n00btube (or Pr0-pipe as he calls it). He pwns everything in his way with his precious nade-launcher, but after he uses all his n00btube ammo, he gets killed in ~10 seconds. Reports indicate that there is a more advanced form of this race, armed with 4 n00btubes instead of 2.

Ub3r-1337-Snaipahr - Uses whatever sniper rifle he just unlocked, camps in one spot for the entire round. It takes him ~5 seconds to aim at a non-moving target. No successfull shots has been reported on moving targets. This n00b can be killed 20 times, and he still comes to the same spot, without noticing that the opposing team fires few shots there every 15 seconds.

Klose-Kuater-Spehalisth - Armed with the very shitty shotgun, this n00b is extremly dangerous at point blank, because he is an expert in knifing. [Note from the researcher - I still can't figure out why they use the shotgun, as it has knife's range]

No-scoper - Addicted to montages on youtube. Fails... (Read More)