A Typical n00b - Uses M4, often with an ACOG, plays on sesivity of 2, because he hasn't figured out how to change it. His best perks are martyrdom, 3x frag and sonic boom, so he can random-nade-spam everyone on the map (even after death, that's what the martyrdom is for, rite?). His favourite way of killing is to run at a group of enemis while yelling "Allah Akbar!!", hoping that his ass grenade aka martyrdom will kill every single one of them. No successes has been reported.

n00btuber - A huge fan of the n00btube (or Pr0-pipe as he calls it). He pwns everything in his way with his precious nade-launcher, but after he uses all his n00btube ammo, he gets killed in ~10 seconds. Reports indicate that there is a more advanced form of this race, armed with 4 n00btubes instead of 2.

Ub3r-1337-Snaipahr - Uses whatever sniper rifle he just unlocked, camps in one spot for the entire round. It takes him ~5 seconds to aim at a non-moving target. No successfull shots has been reported on moving targets. This n00b can be killed 20 times, and he still comes to the same spot, without noticing that the opposing team fires few shots there every 15 seconds.

Klose-Kuater-Spehalisth - Armed with the very shitty shotgun, this n00b is extremly dangerous at point blank, because he is an expert in knifing. [Note from the researcher - I still can't figure out why they use the shotgun, as it has knife's range]

No-scoper - Addicted to montages on youtube. Fails in every possible way. It takes him ~10 shots at point blank to kill somebody from behind. Unaware, that Steady Aim is helpful is his task of making a 1.000.000.000.000th no-scope montage. He usually possesses the skill, similar to your mom.

MLG-Wannabe - When a n00bie thinkgs he's "gud", he starts to pretend that he plays in MLG. He puts a lot of symbols from foreign languages in his profile, puts MLG in his clantag, or his GT consists of MLGXXxXxUb3rXXXXXPwn3rXxXXXXXX. Average age is 13. [Side note - it is confirmed, that quanity of these is about 1337,666 times higher, than the actual CoD4 MLG players.]

LMG "pro" - The biggest love in his life is RPD/M60 which makes it obvious, that he likes it rough from men with hairy bums. Known from his [epic failing] spraying, the population of this species has increased dramatically. Suggested immidiate termination.

St34lthy-N1nj4 - Moron with silenced MP5. Famed from his unique unsuccessfulness in every situation. That is, except from spraying whole mag into someone's back. He thinks that it takes loooooooots of skill to do that. He is also reffered to as "Free-Kill"

An Actually Good Player (eg. me) - uses M16/MP5 (or ACOGed sniper when bored). Goes to the most visible, and obvious spot on the map. But this doesn't prevent him/her from pwning everyone around. Doesn't uses grenades, because they're for randyz. Hated by every player (except from other Actually Good Players). They can travel alone, or in packs. Extremly Dangerous. When spotted, it is suggested to disconnect immidietly.

So...what does noobs do?
1. They go prone every time they see an enemy and yell: "OMGZZZ!! LOOK AT MY 1337Z DROP SHOTZZ"
2. They try to no-scope, because they watched too many montages on youtube
3. They read weapon charts, and now they only use Deagle "OMG Thats coz deagle got more damagah than othar raiflaz"
4. They don't prestige becouse they want to unlock golden gunz with a friend on cage match (screwing their K/D Ratio. They usually use the goldies 3 times)
5. If they have an RPG, they always aim at the feet.
6. Their own of course.
7. MARTYRDOMZ FTW MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111
8. They are usually named "Shemkiel", "DELTA Cichy", "THC GODFATH3R", "XS Seven" or their names contain "MLG" and/or double i.
9. They use shotgunz on Vacant. If you tell him that it makes him a retard, he will make a thread on a random forum saying "Why doez pplz poot heit on shotgunz?" or he will say "Just because you don't know how to use it, doesn't mean that it's crap". These noobz are usually harmless (even at close range). Just watch out of their martyrdoms lawl.
10. They Start yelling "SUPRASSING FAIAHR", and shoot in every direction with their LMGs
11. They send nice hatemail.
12. They get distracted by clouds and shiny objects.
13. They shoot people in the back and spam random grenades.
14. They think, that ACOGEd weapons are "gud"
15. They use mini-uzi, and wonder, why they are unable to kill somebody at 10+ meters

An example situation: There's a n00b with RPG. Directly above him, there's an enemy helicopter, and a sniper on the other side of the map. The sniper havn't seen him yet. What is he going to shoot with that RPG? It's obvious...there are no points for the helicopter...

Kandosii sa ka’rta, Vode an. Coruscanta a’den mhi, Vode an. Bal kote, darasuum kote, Jorso’ran kando a tome. Sa kyr&#039;am nau tracyn kad, Vode an.<br />
Kandosii sa ka’rta, Vode an. Coruscanta a’den mhi, Vode an. Bal...<br />
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Motir ca’tra nau tracinya. Gra’tua cuun hett su dralshy’a. Aruetyc runi trattok’o.<br />
Sa kyr&#039;am nau tracyn kad, Vode an!

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