[1] WellZY can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

[2] WellZY played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

[3] The original title for alien vs. predator was alien and predator vs WellZY

[4] When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for WellZY

[5] WellZY sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

[6] WellZY will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

[7] God gave birth to jesus, WellZYgave birth to God.

[8] WellZY's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

[9] WellZY recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

[10] If at first you don't succeed, you're not WellZY